Yes folks, the search for Pope John Paul II's miracles is on! The Vatican needs to find evidence of at least two miracles which have occurred since his death as a result of people praying to him, in order to make him a saint. Suggestions on a postcard please!
Personally I've been praying to him to make my toast pop out of my toaster with his face burnt on so I can sell it on Ebay. Amen.