Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Do these guys really want to be taken seriously?

Yes folks, the search for Pope John Paul II's miracles is on! The Vatican needs to find evidence of at least two miracles which have occurred since his death as a result of people praying to him, in order to make him a saint. Suggestions on a postcard please!

Personally I've been praying to him to make my toast pop out of my toaster with his face burnt on so I can sell it on Ebay. Amen.

1 comment:

handdrummer said...

Me, I'd like to see evidence of spontaneous growth of a heart in Pope Rat. Evidence of that monster showing compassion would be a real miracle.