Jesus is Dead

James Cameron has "found" the tomb of Jesus. Apparently he's burried alongside his wife Mary Magdalene and his son Judah, just as we were all expecting having read the Holy book (by Dan Brown).

Mr Cameron is at pains to point out however that "the discovery of the tomb does not mean that Jesus was not resurrected three days after his death ". Quite right too - it's the monstrous tsunami of well-documented, repeatable, medical and scientific evidence that means Jesus was not resurrected.