Thursday, November 20, 2008

And The First Rule Is ... There Are No Rules!

Seriously - article in the Daily Male entitled "The New Make-Up Rules" and the second paragraph says "There are no rules, which is the great thing about make-up these days". Either make-up is a lot more like Fight Club that we ever thought possible or the journalist (Lisa Eldridge) and the editor (Elsa McAlonan) have an IQ of about 6 between them!

1 comment:

Chris Coltrane said...

Some more rules of make-up:

- Apply make-up to the vital areas: eyes, lips, cheeks, skin, arse and face. You'll be amazed at the results!

- Space in the place where your face should be? Try filling it with make-up!

- If you have combination skin, you qualify for a free Morrison's lamb shank! Way to go, Joe!

- Don't use gravy as eye shadow, no matter how much you want to. And never rub eye shadow into a bit of old beef, no matter how much more delicious you think it will make it.

- Try filling out your tax return with an eyeliner pencil. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!

- Late for a date with two minutes to spare? Good luck Jeff - you're gonna need it!

- And finally: woken up today with some of those pesky blemishes on your face? Cover them with some make-up, dummy!