tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8248707.post4758809106031202193..comments2023-08-14T16:35:49.756+01:00Comments on Cruella-blog: And The First Rule Is ... There Are No Rules!Cruellahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03446805038957924958noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8248707.post-3261402304930373392008-11-20T22:56:00.000+00:002008-11-20T22:56:00.000+00:00Some more rules of make-up:- Apply make-up to the ...Some more rules of make-up:<BR/><BR/>- Apply make-up to the vital areas: eyes, lips, cheeks, skin, arse and face. You'll be amazed at the results!<BR/><BR/>- Space in the place where your face should be? Try filling it with make-up!<BR/><BR/>- If you have combination skin, you qualify for a free Morrison's lamb shank! Way to go, Joe!<BR/><BR/>- Don't use gravy as eye shadow, no matter how much you want to. And never rub eye shadow into a bit of old beef, no matter how much more delicious you think it will make it.<BR/><BR/>- Try filling out your tax return with an eyeliner pencil. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!<BR/><BR/>- Late for a date with two minutes to spare? Good luck Jeff - you're gonna need it!<BR/><BR/>- And finally: woken up today with some of those pesky blemishes on your face? Cover them with some make-up, dummy!Chris Coltranehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03325415719427351107noreply@blogger.com