Saturday, April 24, 2010
Good - pretend to be straight so some stupid guy buys you dinner.
Better - invite your girlfriend to join you and watch as he frantically plies you both with drinks in a futile attempt to engineer a threesome.
Best - send him home to play World of Warcraft while you and your girlfriend head over to Stand-Up For Women, May 19th, Comedy Pub, Oxenden Street.
Or have I missed something? T-Shirts available from one of those crappy tourist places on the Tottenham Court Road end of Oxford Street where despite the evidence presented about you are apparently "not allowed" to take photos (ooops). Tickets for Stand-Up For Women available from firstname.lastname@example.org. Guys welcome, just not the sort of dickheads who go round in T-Shirts like this one!