Got that joys-of-srping feeling driving you round the bend. Need to psych yourself up for the day? Luckily The Male's own Liz Jones is on hand with her blow-by-blow account of how revoltingly women age.
To quote her: "if you are over 50 you shouldn't be smiling".
Angry enough yet? If not why not clear away any valuable crockery and read the whole thing?