Sunday, November 28, 2010
Remember Ladies...
The Daily Mail today is advising Kate Middleton to never let William see her without make-up unless she's ill. Really? I mean I don't even know HOW you would do that - sleep in make-up? Then you will wake up with it all smudged across your face looking like the aftermath of some awful student binge-drinking session. Sleep in another room? Oh well THAT will help your marriage a great deal. Wait til he's a sleep then creep out, wake up before him and sneak out and apply? Then you will forever get less sleep than him which is a bit tiring and restrictive...
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The Daily Mail are just too good to you. You couldn't make up anything more easy to ridicule.
just related to the kate middleton story really...was running a workshop on women in the media at the bristol uni student feminist confernece on saturday and came across the telegraph who described her so:
'she has her prince, and the figure of a fine thoroughbred'
'wedding nerves thin'
FFS!
haha they must have been reading The Rules (oooohhhhhh... gasp! shhhh.. we dont talk about The Rules...)She should also wear make up when she greets him home from work (oh wait he is a prince.. right) and smile while attentively listening about his day.
Seriously though, make up or not eventually we all get old.. so might as well spend some extra time looking for a guy who doesnt care about that stuff.. p.s. if you sleep in make up, you will have pimples.. lots and lots of pimples..
Proves my point Daily Male is not a newspaper. Newspapers claim they report news not engage in flimsy page fillers such as 'advising Kate Middleton never to etc etc.' But perhaps the Daily Male is saying something else - no can't possibly be that they are yet again telling women 'don't ever allow your prince (sic) to see you as you really are. You must always preserve the veneer of appropriate male-centric femininity because men are so fragile they will not recover from the shock of seeing a woman's real face.'
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