As you can see this poor man's glad he bought flexicover (TM) travel insurance because he's been left with a PINK suitcase.
As we all know it cannot possibly be his. No man would ever own a PINK suitcase. Or borrow one off their wife. Or boyfriend. Or just buy one in the shops because it's a nice bright colour and he figures it will be easy to spot at the airport. That would NEVER happen because as we all know...
MAN + PINK SUITCASE = HUMILIATION
Ha ha ha. Who comes up with this stuff? HILARIOUS.
Note: Do not adjust your screen - it is still 2014.